July 28, 2002 - 10:23 PM
All I did was say I had bad cramps. That's it!
Him: (looking heavenward) I gotta talk to you about your grand design.
Me: (looking at him) Huh?
Him: Not you, Him.
Me: Him?
Him: (nodding upwards) Up there.
Me: Oh. (pause) Why?
Him: He fucked up the female blueprints.
Me: (blank look - until it hits me) You PRICK!
(Silence ensues for the rest of the drive to the supermarket, meanwhile I'm inwardly fighting the urge to clobber him over the head with the steering wheel lock)
Me: (upon arrival) I new I should have stayed batting for the other team.
Him: (wild stare - instant insecurity complex) WHAT?!
Me: (innocent shrug) At least I'd get sympathy when I'm on the rag.
