August 02, 2002 - 2:32 PM
As inspired by Blogatelle...
Your home = Shoe Box.
Your car = Shit Box.
Your job = Hell Hole.
Your S.O = Asshole.
Your Family = Annoyingly there.
Your Friends = Non Existant.
The Internet = Life's Blood.
Television = What's that?
Books = Train Ride.
Today = Fucked up.
And colour me blonde, but I've just found out that Pepto-Bismo is that pink stuff that you see most people in sitcoms drinking after a heavy night.
We don't have that in Australia.
